Shohar wo hai jo bivi ko khush rakh sake, Aur Bivi wo hai jo aulaad ki umdaa tarbiyat kar sake, agr koi frd is me se hatt kr khayal tarashta hai wo zehni tor pr pasmanida hai.

Man:Janab mAin 20 K/m pEr hR Ki RaftaAr sE Ja rAha thA, Mgr PhIr bHi mEri cAr kO Taiz RaftaAri k ILzaAM Me bAnd kR Dia gYa, Judge:Is baAT Ka kYA Saboot Hai? K tUm sAch kAh rAhay hO? Man:Janab iS Se bArh kR Or kYA ProOf hO Ga k uS WAqt mAin aPni b.V Ko Lenay SusraL Ja rAha thA,

Ek Padri Dosray Se Yaar Meri B.V Ghar Baar Sab Kuch Le Lia Or Talaaq De Dia, Doosra Padri:(Rotay Huay) Yaar Tum To Buhat Khushnaseeb Ho Meri Begum Ne Mujh Se Pran,Pardhan,Izat,Dolat Sb Kuch Le Lia Or Talaaq phr Nai Dia.

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money, Our Son Steals It. I Don't Know What To Do About It Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books. He'll Never Touch!

Man Was Complaining 2 A Frnd I'd It All Money, A Beautiful House, A Big Car, D Luv Of A Prety Gal Thn Its All Gone Frnd: Wht Hapend? Man: My Wife Found Out :)